One of my kiddos just brought this to me. He’s still alive, I simply fainted. #Texas

One of my kiddos just brought this to me. He’s still alive, I simply fainted. #Texas

@1 day ago
#texas 

So then the doctor said…

Lose weight…or die…

Well not that blunt but I got it.

@3 days ago
#life and shit #me 

If you haven’t seen this trailer, check it out. I’m excited about the concept. I also find it interesting that my initial thought was, “That child should have her ass beat.” She made a terribly stupid decision. I may add this to my old segment of “When Love Is Not Enough”…now I need to find someone to go with. I know NO ONE into this genre.

@1 week ago with 3 notes
#The Purge #movies #horror #thriller #stupid decisions #slasher 

My ass looks really nice today…

@2 weeks ago
#me #life in a nutshell 

I love this. When keeping it nature goes awry.

(Source: morphinginthepuhsea)

@2 weeks ago with 41 notes
It’s Brazilian season in Texas…Excuse my busted toes because tonight I wanna dance for you booooooooy #brazilianwax

It’s Brazilian season in Texas…Excuse my busted toes because tonight I wanna dance for you booooooooy #brazilianwax

@3 days ago
#brazilianwax 

Is it the home stretch?

So my classes start on Monday and since my schedule is ridiculous, I am doing all of next week’s work…today. I guess I’m getting a head start, until I get distracted like I am clearly am now and start slacking. 

I won’t let that happen. I’m going to be an English Professor got dammit. 

I refuse to lose.

See what I did there?

I’ve also decided that I am ready to re-enter the world of dating. I believe with all of the stress I have right now, it would make sense to find great penis someone who levels me out 

as far as a new hobby goes, I’m researching belly dancing or pole fitness… I am also considering getting LASIK.

I work better when I’m doing to many things at once.

@1 week ago
#grad+life #grad school #future professor #love #LASIK #busy #overachieving #underachiever 

Everyone said this was going to happen, and it did. As much as I want to be upset about it, it is a pretty catchy tune. I’ve been singing it for about an hour now.

@1 week ago with 2 notes
#Charles Ramsey #YouTube #schmoyoho #Amanda Berry #gina dejesus #Ohio #autotune #Anderson Cooper #techno music #catchy #music 

During my morning media routine(off days, I need a life) I stumbled upon this gem because I’ve always loved her. My favorite part is when she’s pretty much like, “By the way, I’m black.” Enjoy.

@2 weeks ago with 1 note
#nicole richie #tattoos #aol #funny #tramp stamp 

Reporting live from my couch. I shall attempt to start posting regularly. Regularly not daily. I have 29 followers… That’s 29 more than I expected. If only I could transfer my other tumblr account’s followers…ugh

@2 weeks ago with 1 note