Phenomenal pancake maker. Future Professor. Nobel Prize Winner in Science for 24 years of not giving a fuck. I've got 99.8 Problems.
Lose weight…or die…
Well not that blunt but I got it.@3 days ago
So my classes start on Monday and since my schedule is ridiculous, I am doing all of next week’s work…today. I guess I’m getting a head start, until I get distracted
like I am clearly am now and start slacking.
I won’t let that happen. I’m going to be an English Professor got dammit.
I refuse to lose.
See what I did there?
I’ve also decided that I am ready to re-enter the world of dating. I believe with all of the stress I have right now, it would make sense to find
great penis someone who levels me out
as far as a new hobby goes, I’m researching belly dancing or pole fitness… I am also considering getting LASIK.
I work better when I’m doing to many things at once.@1 week ago
Reporting live from my couch. I shall attempt to start posting regularly. Regularly not daily. I have 29 followers… That’s 29 more than I expected. If only I could transfer my other tumblr account’s followers…ugh@2 weeks ago with 1 note