One of my kiddos just brought this to me. He’s still alive, I simply fainted. #Texas
#texas
Phenomenal pancake maker. Future Professor. Nobel Prize Winner in Science for 24 years of not giving a fuck. I've got 99.8 Problems.
One of my kiddos just brought this to me. He’s still alive, I simply fainted. #Texas
Lose weight…or die…
Well not that blunt but I got it.
@3 days agoIf you haven’t seen this trailer, check it out. I’m excited about the concept. I also find it interesting that my initial thought was, “That child should have her ass beat.” She made a terribly stupid decision. I may add this to my old segment of “When Love Is Not Enough”…now I need to find someone to go with. I know NO ONE into this genre.
I love this. When keeping it nature goes awry.
(Source: morphinginthepuhsea)
It’s Brazilian season in Texas…Excuse my busted toes because tonight I wanna dance for you booooooooy #brazilianwax
So my classes start on Monday and since my schedule is ridiculous, I am doing all of next week’s work…today. I guess I’m getting a head start, until I get distracted like I am clearly am now and start slacking.
I won’t let that happen. I’m going to be an English Professor got dammit.
I refuse to lose.
See what I did there?
I’ve also decided that I am ready to re-enter the world of dating. I believe with all of the stress I have right now, it would make sense to find great penis someone who levels me out
as far as a new hobby goes, I’m researching belly dancing or pole fitness… I am also considering getting LASIK.
I work better when I’m doing to many things at once.
@1 week agoEveryone said this was going to happen, and it did. As much as I want to be upset about it, it is a pretty catchy tune. I’ve been singing it for about an hour now.
During my morning media routine(off days, I need a life) I stumbled upon this gem because I’ve always loved her. My favorite part is when she’s pretty much like, “By the way, I’m black.” Enjoy.
Reporting live from my couch. I shall attempt to start posting regularly. Regularly not daily. I have 29 followers… That’s 29 more than I expected. If only I could transfer my other tumblr account’s followers…ugh
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